GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

December 20, 1996

Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

DESPERATE MEASURES

HONEY! I'M HOME!

HELLO, DARLING!

LET ME GET YOU A MARTINI AND YOUR SLIPPERS.

MY, WHAT

A HEAVY BEARD YOU'VE GROWN SINCE THIS MORNING, MOMMY!

KISS

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MEANWHILE...

OKAY. "GENDER, DEVANCE, AND THE INFOMERCIAL SHOULD BE IN ON THURSDAY. ANYTHING ELSE?

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THAT'S

NOT MOMMY! THAT'S CARLOS!

http://www.visi.com/~oprairie/

OH, SUGAR, I JONOW IT'S CARLOS! I WAS JUST BEING SILLY!

SOUNDS LIKE TIME FOR ANOTHER DEPOSIT INTO HIS THERAPY FUND.

WHERE'S TONI?

OUT FOR A WALK. SHE WAS ALL UPSET OVER SOMETHING HER MOM SENT IN THE MAIL.

JESUS

CHRIST!

OH, PLEASE!

DINNER, MAYHAP?

I CAN'T HAVE

DINNER WITH YOU, SYDNEY!

WHY NOT? BECAUSE I'M A FLESH-EATER?

NO. BECAUSE YOU'RE ARROGANT,

CONDESCENDING, AND COMPLETELY OBNOXIOUS.

YET STRANGELY COMPELLING.

THAT WEASEL! DOES SHE HAVE TO DO HER FURTING WHERE I WORK?

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MONGOLE

FRANKLY, I DON'T SEE THE ATTRACTION. DOES SYDNEY HAVE SOME KIND OF ILLDRESSED IDEALOGUE FETISH?

OH, COME ON! MO'S A CATCH. WELL... IN A REPRESSED, BUTCH BOTTOM KND OF WAY. I'VE GOTTA WARN HER ABOUT SYDNEY!

DOES THIS MEAN

WE'RE FINALLY GONNA FIND OUT WHAT SHE DID TO YOU?

EXODUS KINTERNATIONAL

FACE DOM FROM HOMASSALT IS POSTIBLE

THROUGH THE

POWER OF

JESUS CHRUT

IF THAT'S

WHAT IT TAKES.

TILL FRIDAY, THEN.

CIAO, BELLA.

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

Taint

the season

AS THE SEASON TO ENDURE A WITHERING ROUND OF HOLIDAY FESTIVITIES WITH YOUR FAMILY OF ORIGIN...

COLIC

coue:

COLIC

CONFUSION

WHILE BACK AT (your) HOME, YOUR FAMILY OF CHOICE ENJOYS A RAUCUS WEEKEND OF SPIKE& ESENOS AND MOVIE RENTALS...

BY ERIC ORNER

You & DOUG ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER AGAIN, HE'S TAKING THE TRAIN OUT TO YOUR PARENTS" PLACE ON FRIDAY.

NIP

with ethan green

You HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SUBJECT YOU TO...

I'M READY. FOR MORE THAN MEETING MOM, APPARENTLY,

เดล

JAMI

ON SATURDAY EVENING YOUR ENTIRE CLAN GATHERS... A KIND OF HORRIFYING REENACTMENT OF THE MONGOL HORDE'S SACKING OF EUROPE.

PASS THE SWEET POTATO OR WE'LL BURN TASHKENT

DOUG, YOU MUST BE PSYCHED NOW THAT THE TIMES SAYS AIDS IS ALMOST OVER...

LEEANN MOGUIRE

...THE 2 OF YOU ESCAPE TO A SLEEPY SAY TAVERN IN THE SUBURBS...

www.

...

..you WERE HOPING FOR SOMETHING TO STEADY YOUR NERVES. APPARENTLY, NOTHING LIKE THAT IS ON TAP FOR This EVENING...

I HAD SEX WITH A GUY ON THE TRAIN.

eric sorner@aol.com.

Looking for someone special

to share your

OTICI

umbrella?

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